The Best Manly Fan on the Market

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Have you ever gone to the ceiling fan showroom to pick out a manly fan and end up with some boring, middle of the road looking thing that you know you will not be happy with? So many times I have gone to look for that awesome fan and ended up being disappointed with my options. As a man, you don’t want something hanging from your ceiling that looks like it just fell off a spaceship. Neither do you want something that is just functional and would look as good in your kids room. 

We all know there are a lot of choices out there. Some might even say that the most masculine fan are those 20ft span monsters hanging in the bulk product warehouses. Ultra modern fans are very cool looking, but fit a very specific home decor. Some fans are too square or look like a can. Some fans are too round and have lots of twists and turns. I remember once visiting a friend of mine who had just bought his first home. He was excited to host his first party. When I arrived I noticed how modern everything was, glossy black finishes and chrome, it was stunning! I was happy for him. Then I looked up and saw the ceiling fan. It was a silver matte finish with four directional lights and four blades. The poor thing looked like it was made out of plastic. It worked fine, but it was whimpering, “Please don’t look up here at me.” When I asked my friend about the ceiling fan, his reply was all too familiar to me, he said,“I just kept looking and looking and I didn’t want to waste anymore time.”

Don’t panic, you are in luck! This is the same information I shared with my friend about the best manly fan for your great room, bedroom, or man cave! The best part is everyone will like the style and functionality too. The fan I am referring to and absolutely endorse as the best strong man fan is the Stealth by Casablanca. 

Overview

This fan has sharp and soft lines, an LED integrated down-light, and two diverse wood blade finishes, walnut and platinum. The stealth has a wonderful combination of modern and transitional design. This means that the fan will go with home decor of mid-century, modern, contemporary, or traditional. The body is smooth and sculpted, the blades have strong lines and the light kit that beautifully blends into the body of the fan. This fan is absolutely whisper quiet, hence its name, even on its high speed. 

Design

The design of the stealth exudes a sophisticated, bold, and refined appearance. The stealth makes me think of the beauty of a wooden airplane propeller and the curves of a motorcycle. I look at this fan and think, “this fan is going to lift the roof off the house!” With 5 speeds and its 54 inch blade span it can really get going and cool off a large sized room. A very nice aesthetic touch are the metal tips attached on each blade. These metal tips are slightly rounded and soften the appearance of the fan. The brushed nickel finish (which is the only finish available) and  walnut blades, truly completes any room you put it in. The blade irons even blend into the body of the fan. Instead of having the standard blade arm reaching out away from the motor, these have a smooth slight lip that sticks out to attach each blade. The blade irons interlock visually with one another, giving a very solid look.

Remote and Light

The Stealth comes with a remote control, instead of a wall mounted control, so you can set the mood of the room from the comfort of your couch. The remote comes with a wall mountable holster, so you will not end up losing it as well. The remote is simple and straightforward. You can control the fan and the integrated light kit. The light button has an embossed light icon on it. Just hold down the light button and it will begin to dim, hold it again and the light will begin to brighten. You can bring it all the way down for a movie theater lighting experience and all the way up for a sophisticated game of pool with your pals. This down light is a smooth white bowl. There are no imperfections in it, no seams, nothing cheap looking about it at all. This bowl is molded with tabs in it to twist and lock it in place. 

Blades

The all wood blades come in two finishes, walnut and platinum. The walnut finish would be ideal for a room with other wooden furniture or dark colored items. The walnut brings a warmth not just to the fan but to other pieces in the room, like your fine mahogany bookshelf filled with leather bound books. The walnut color is a very rich and luxurious hue. The platinum finish is much closer to the brushed nickel finish of the body, which brightens the fan all the way up. So, if you have a room with a lot of light colors, like white or tan, this color will not draw attention to it right away when you walk into the room. The platinum finish will take the fan to another level of “stealth”.

Price

This is a premium, quality material, quality built, high end fan. Do not expect to go pick up this fan with the change in your pocket. The retail price of this fan is around $599. This is one fan that truly fits the definition of “you get what you pay for” and then some. The Casablanca Stealth can be found online, but is often out of stock due to demand. It can also be ordered from any fine lighting showroom across the country. Seeing it in person will really seal the deal for anyone who likes the pictures they see online. It is a wonderful fan that will leave you feeling good about the investment you have made.

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